This week…
We entered the melt season
One member of each team must check under the beam for monsters
You can never be over the line if you take the line with you
And if you don’t stick like this, have you truly stucken?
In this house, we stan an honest beamer
But “teammate” means always telling her it was a stick
Trinity decided to live the rest of her life as a podium
Oklahoma got a 0.1 neutral team deduction
We tried waving the code of points to get the NCAA judges’ attention
But they were like
Meanwhile in elite, this counted as a broken connection
And the judges were like
One day you’re world beam champion, the next day…
Meanwhile, the regionals selection ceremony was a completely hidden, 17-minute press release
Also, they put Chloe Negrete into two different regionals representing two different schools
And introduced us to Dahry-Dahryion Gobourne
And mispronounced Kupets
In the end, #28 Arizona has to do the play-ins while #29 West Virginia doesn’t
But because of the importance of geography, the Long Island individuals go to UCLA
But remember, it’s not whether you win or lose, it’s how many mats you trip on along the way